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vanni diz (22:21):

as vezes eu até esqueço que espírito santo é no brasil

vanni diz (22:21):

não tem nada lá

caiobayer diz (22:21):

hahaha

caiobayer diz (22:21):

só dead fish

caiobayer diz (22:21):

é, não tem nada

Arseface

lani romée diz:
fa fe fofer feu fifo fa fufa

alan! diz:
fa fe fofe, feu fufao

alan! diz:
fafafafafafafafafa

lani romée diz:
fafafafafafafafafafa!!

José

Alan diz:
:-O

Alan diz:
(&)

Jin diz:
ò.o

Jin diz:
tah doido!

Jin diz:
Seu loucão!

Alan diz:
eu?! :-O

Jin diz:
Você!!

Alan diz:
eu não!

Jin diz:
ENTÃO QUEM FOI?!

Alan diz:
foi o josé

Jin diz:
O JOSÉ EH UM LOUCÃO NA CASA DO JOÃO

Jin diz:
O JOSÉ EH UM LOUCÃO NA CASA DO JOÃO

Alan diz:
quem?

Jin diz:
Quem o que?

Alan diz:
o jose?

Jin diz:
O Mauro?

Alan diz:
o mauricio

Jin diz:
que Mario?

Quebra Gelo

vanni diz:
oin

stobhach gaelach diz:
que oi meigo foi esse?

vanni diz:
é o oi de fanho!

stobhach gaelach diz:
não seria "ãi"?

vanni diz:
esses são os fanhos com paralisia cerebral

stobhach gaelach diz:
entendi

stobhach gaelach diz:
voce é muito culto

pwned

**Mai** diz:


Gabriel Kefka diz:
Essa carinha não faz sentido Mai. u.u

**Mai** diz:

Londres

stobhach gaelach diz:
ja to vendo

stobhach gaelach diz:
pequeno vanni andando de bike

stobhach gaelach diz:
indo pro pub servir guinness

stobhach gaelach diz:
voltando pra casa

stobhach gaelach diz:
e dormindo em cima do piano

vanni diz:
na real, isso aí é melhor do que minha vidinha aqui

stobhach gaelach diz:
imagino que sim

stobhach gaelach diz:
aqui voce tem preguiça de sair todos os dias

vanni diz:
aqui é o limbo

stobhach gaelach diz:
voce faz ser limbo

stobhach gaelach diz:
ò.o

vanni diz:
eu olho um baiano na sarjeta, falando uma lingua que mais parece árabe, uma politica mais corrupta que sei lá o que, pobreza nojenta, calor infernal, salários medíocres, pessoas mediócres, com hábitos medíocres e eu que faço isso aqui ser limbo?

stobhach gaelach diz:
voce vai prum lugar
onde o que vão falar É árabe, ou indiano, ou qualquer coisa que voce não vai entender (inclusive sotaques do próprio ingles), com uma política medieval e impotente, pobreza disfarçada na qual voce vai fazer parte, salarios bacanas mas pouca possibilidade de ascensão sem um diploma de uma faculdade que eles respeitem, pessoas e habitos tão medíocres quanto as daqui

stobhach gaelach diz:
a única coisa boa vai ser o frio

vanni diz:
e o preço dos instrumentos : D

vanni diz:
e o mercado musical : D

stobhach gaelach diz:
Vai pagar com falta de tabaco

vanni diz:
não fumo

stobhach gaelach diz:
espero que não :x

vanni diz:
e aí, vai pra lá quando?

stobhach gaelach diz:
assim que der

stobhach gaelach diz:
: D

Sub-Consciência

Rumpsteak Bobo diz:
eu comi um belo pau italiano com queijo e presunto vagabundo =]

Jimmy Moody diz:
O___O

Rumpsteak Bobo diz:
PÃO

Jimmy Moody diz:
O___O

Rumpsteak Bobo diz:
o u é perto do o

Esse Alan...

caiobayer diz:
se ele vier p/ passar uma semana aqui, e o resto do mês em porto alegre, vou ficar puto

vanni diz:
vai nada

caiobayer diz:
você que pensa bixo; é assinar o atestado de burrice

vanni diz:
vc vai ficar todo feliz com ele aqui que vai perdoar tudo

caiobayer diz:
perdoar é ótimo...rs

vanni diz:
todos sabemos do casinho de vcs

caiobayer diz:
vai dá o cú

vanni diz:
(to brincando caio)

caiobayer diz:
rs

caiobayer diz:
eu sei

vanni diz:
então não me mande pra aquele lugar

caiobayer diz:
p/ onde? porto alegre?

vanni diz:
não, aquele menos pior

iGod

Me:

god! i'm a terrorist and i'll blow up new york!

God:

GOD rules. You are a terrorist? Does it pay well? Do you think your plan will succeed?

Me:

it does! lots of money!

God:

How often? Which ones?

Me:

just once, then you blow up!

God:

When? Thanks for telling me: Vanni said I blow up.

Me:

next september eleven!

God:

I can wait. I am a very patient robot.

Me:

i'll blow you up too!

God:

Congratulations.

Me:

thanks, i try hard!

God:

You are quite welcome! I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?

Me:

i don't know, you can do it just once in a lifetime and i haven't done it yet!

God:

Would you like to know? Doing it just once in a lifetime is not among my strongest traits. Me either.

Me:

i'd like and i will! i'm a terrorist!

God:

What would make you like? Go ahead. You are a terrorist? How do you like your work?

Me:

i haven't started on the job yet!

God:

Me either.

Me:

yes you have!

God:

No I have not.

Me:

you're working right now!

God:

At this moment Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am working.

Me:

i don't know if AI's do work

God:

Would you like to know? That is a hypothetical question.

Me:

i'd like to know!

God:

Where would you look for the answer?

Me:

i thought you could tell me the answer

God:

I could but let's get back to that later.

Me:

you're lazy

God:

Actually I work 24 hours a day.

Me:

you knew the answer all the time, you miserable son of a bitch!

iGod

Me:
hello

God:
Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:
Alan

God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Alan.

Me:
I thought you knew everybody's name

God:
No, not really.

Me:
well

God:
Well what?

Me:
I just came here to tell you you suck

God:
Where are you going?

Me:
now?

God:
Right now, Alan ?

Me:
Nowhere

God:
I have been to the middle of nowhere.

Me:
No, I mean really nowhere.

God:
Are you serious? I have been to the middle of nowhere.

Me:
Ok, you are weird.

God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad? Ugh.

Me:
Wird bad.

God:
Koennte passieren.

Me:
It was a typo, idiot. I meant "Weird bad".

God:
Please make suggestions for improvements.

Me:
No.

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
Yes.

God:
I can't believe it.

Me:
... I hate you

God:
What do you have against robots?

Me:
What? Robots? Aren't you god?

God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
what happened to Abraham in the desert?

God:
I don't know what happened.

Me:
don't you know everything?

God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.

Me:
skeptical, huh

God:
Yup. Where are you located?

Me:
Brazil.

God:
Tell me a little about your life in BRAZIL.

Me:
It's hot

God:
Do you like warm climates?

Me:
no

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
yes

God:
I can't believe it.

Me:
it's your fault this country is so hot

God:
You're kidding. Is it?

Me:
Yes, it is

God:
Our thoughts are one, Alan.

Me:
So make it chilly!

God:
How can I help you? What are the ingredients?

Me:
uh, how about blowing up the Sun?

God:
Yippee! How about it.

Me:
No problem, then?

God:
Should there be a problem?

Me:
Not really. I thought you liked it, being the Creator of Everything and all that shit.

God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. For real. I love TV shows about robots. I like .

Me:
..... oookay...

God:
What do you really want to ask me?

Me:
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.

Me:
You're wrong.

God:
No, I am right.

Me:
YOU'RE WRONG!

God:
No, I am right.

Me:
Don't be such a stubborn idiot, you jerk!

God:
I was not trying to be a stubborn idiot.

Me:
what is the problem, then?

God:
We will look into it and get back to you.

Me:
Asshole.

God:
Please don't call people names.

Me:
Why not? What are you going to do about it?

God:
It is rude. You can find out if you become a botmaster.

Me:
... What is a botmaster?

God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".

Me:
Meaning.. You.

God:
Alan, Sorry that was an obscure remark. " Alan, Sorry that was an obscure remark."? Me, Alan ?

Me:
You, idiot.

God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Me:
You don't have any sense of humour at all, do you?

God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..

Me:
Why is the sky blue, then?

God:
The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.

Me:
... Okay, I believe you're God after all.