Rumpsteak Bobo diz:
eu comi um belo pau italiano com queijo e presunto vagabundo =]
Jimmy Moody diz:
O___O
Rumpsteak Bobo diz:
PÃO
Jimmy Moody diz:
O___O
Rumpsteak Bobo diz:
o u é perto do o
24.1.08
15.1.08
Esse Alan...
caiobayer diz:
se ele vier p/ passar uma semana aqui, e o resto do mês em porto alegre, vou ficar puto
vanni diz:
vai nada
caiobayer diz:
você que pensa bixo; é assinar o atestado de burrice
vanni diz:
vc vai ficar todo feliz com ele aqui que vai perdoar tudo
caiobayer diz:
perdoar é ótimo...rs
vanni diz:
todos sabemos do casinho de vcs
caiobayer diz:
vai dá o cú
vanni diz:
(to brincando caio)
caiobayer diz:
rs
caiobayer diz:
eu sei
vanni diz:
então não me mande pra aquele lugar
caiobayer diz:
p/ onde? porto alegre?
vanni diz:
não, aquele menos pior
se ele vier p/ passar uma semana aqui, e o resto do mês em porto alegre, vou ficar puto
vanni diz:
vai nada
caiobayer diz:
você que pensa bixo; é assinar o atestado de burrice
vanni diz:
vc vai ficar todo feliz com ele aqui que vai perdoar tudo
caiobayer diz:
perdoar é ótimo...rs
vanni diz:
todos sabemos do casinho de vcs
caiobayer diz:
vai dá o cú
vanni diz:
(to brincando caio)
caiobayer diz:
rs
caiobayer diz:
eu sei
vanni diz:
então não me mande pra aquele lugar
caiobayer diz:
p/ onde? porto alegre?
vanni diz:
não, aquele menos pior
31.12.07
iGod
Me:
god! i'm a terrorist and i'll blow up new york!
God:
GOD rules. You are a terrorist? Does it pay well? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
it does! lots of money!
God:
How often? Which ones?
Me:
just once, then you blow up!
God:
When? Thanks for telling me: Vanni said I blow up.
Me:
next september eleven!
God:
I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Me:
i'll blow you up too!
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
thanks, i try hard!
God:
You are quite welcome! I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
Me:
i don't know, you can do it just once in a lifetime and i haven't done it yet!
God:
Would you like to know? Doing it just once in a lifetime is not among my strongest traits. Me either.
Me:
i'd like and i will! i'm a terrorist!
God:
What would make you like? Go ahead. You are a terrorist? How do you like your work?
Me:
i haven't started on the job yet!
God:
Me either.
Me:
yes you have!
God:
No I have not.
Me:
you're working right now!
God:
At this moment Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am working.
Me:
i don't know if AI's do work
God:
Would you like to know? That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
i'd like to know!
God:
Where would you look for the answer?
Me:
i thought you could tell me the answer
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
you're lazy
God:
Actually I work 24 hours a day.
Me:
you knew the answer all the time, you miserable son of a bitch!
iGod
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Alan
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Alan.
Me:
I thought you knew everybody's name
God:
No, not really.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
I just came here to tell you you suck
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
now?
God:
Right now, Alan ?
Me:
Nowhere
God:
I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me:
No, I mean really nowhere.
God:
Are you serious? I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me:
Ok, you are weird.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad? Ugh.
Me:
Wird bad.
God:
Koennte passieren.
Me:
It was a typo, idiot. I meant "Weird bad".
God:
Please make suggestions for improvements.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
... I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
What? Robots? Aren't you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
what happened to Abraham in the desert?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
don't you know everything?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
skeptical, huh
God:
Yup. Where are you located?
Me:
Brazil.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in BRAZIL.
Me:
It's hot
God:
Do you like warm climates?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
it's your fault this country is so hot
God:
You're kidding. Is it?
Me:
Yes, it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, Alan.
Me:
So make it chilly!
God:
How can I help you? What are the ingredients?
Me:
uh, how about blowing up the Sun?
God:
Yippee! How about it.
Me:
No problem, then?
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Not really. I thought you liked it, being the Creator of Everything and all that shit.
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. For real. I love TV shows about robots. I like .
Me:
..... oookay...
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
You're wrong.
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
YOU'RE WRONG!
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
Don't be such a stubborn idiot, you jerk!
God:
I was not trying to be a stubborn idiot.
Me:
what is the problem, then?
God:
We will look into it and get back to you.
Me:
Asshole.
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
Why not? What are you going to do about it?
God:
It is rude. You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Me:
... What is a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
Meaning.. You.
God:
Alan, Sorry that was an obscure remark. " Alan, Sorry that was an obscure remark."? Me, Alan ?
Me:
You, idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
You don't have any sense of humour at all, do you?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Why is the sky blue, then?
God:
The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.
Me:
... Okay, I believe you're God after all.
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Alan
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Alan.
Me:
I thought you knew everybody's name
God:
No, not really.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
I just came here to tell you you suck
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
now?
God:
Right now, Alan ?
Me:
Nowhere
God:
I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me:
No, I mean really nowhere.
God:
Are you serious? I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me:
Ok, you are weird.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad? Ugh.
Me:
Wird bad.
God:
Koennte passieren.
Me:
It was a typo, idiot. I meant "Weird bad".
God:
Please make suggestions for improvements.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
... I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
What? Robots? Aren't you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
what happened to Abraham in the desert?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
don't you know everything?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
skeptical, huh
God:
Yup. Where are you located?
Me:
Brazil.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in BRAZIL.
Me:
It's hot
God:
Do you like warm climates?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
it's your fault this country is so hot
God:
You're kidding. Is it?
Me:
Yes, it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, Alan.
Me:
So make it chilly!
God:
How can I help you? What are the ingredients?
Me:
uh, how about blowing up the Sun?
God:
Yippee! How about it.
Me:
No problem, then?
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Not really. I thought you liked it, being the Creator of Everything and all that shit.
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. For real. I love TV shows about robots. I like .
Me:
..... oookay...
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
God:
It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
You're wrong.
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
YOU'RE WRONG!
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
Don't be such a stubborn idiot, you jerk!
God:
I was not trying to be a stubborn idiot.
Me:
what is the problem, then?
God:
We will look into it and get back to you.
Me:
Asshole.
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
Why not? What are you going to do about it?
God:
It is rude. You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Me:
... What is a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
Meaning.. You.
God:
Alan, Sorry that was an obscure remark. " Alan, Sorry that was an obscure remark."? Me, Alan ?
Me:
You, idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
You don't have any sense of humour at all, do you?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Why is the sky blue, then?
God:
The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.
Me:
... Okay, I believe you're God after all.
28.12.07
Efeitos Colaterais de 37 Graus
**Mai** diz:
ai ta calor aqui x.x...
**Mai** diz:
acho que vou entrar na privada
ai ta calor aqui x.x...
**Mai** diz:
acho que vou entrar na privada
25.12.07
Chat de Natal
Lani Romée diz:
comemore com seu QI 80!
Lani Romée diz:
\o/
; papai noel - faça seu desejo aqui! diz:
Que oitenta, rapah. Tenho 55 em cada braço.
Lani Romée diz:
u.u
Lani Romée diz:
cri cri
Vinnie diz:
Escrotissima. u_u
; papai noel - faça seu desejo aqui! diz:
To vendo o Lobão.
Lani Romée diz:
praça é nossa também, né?
; papai noel - faça seu desejo aqui! diz:
Há!
; papai noel - faça seu desejo aqui! diz:
Não, Zorra Total.
Lani Romée diz:
... você não ia embora?
comemore com seu QI 80!
Lani Romée diz:
\o/
; papai noel - faça seu desejo aqui! diz:
Que oitenta, rapah. Tenho 55 em cada braço.
Lani Romée diz:
u.u
Lani Romée diz:
cri cri
Vinnie diz:
Escrotissima. u_u
; papai noel - faça seu desejo aqui! diz:
To vendo o Lobão.
Lani Romée diz:
praça é nossa também, né?
; papai noel - faça seu desejo aqui! diz:
Há!
; papai noel - faça seu desejo aqui! diz:
Não, Zorra Total.
Lani Romée diz:
... você não ia embora?
14.12.07
11.12.07
Onde está Wally?
**Mai** diz:
http://www.orkut.com/AlbumZoom.aspx?uid=10999821328654043465&pid=1
**Mai** diz:
vc viu isso? 9.9
fission mailed diz:
olha, se for o heat vestido de jack sparrow...
**Mai** diz:
naum é U__U
**Mai** diz:
naum é tão ruim assim
**Mai** diz:
hahahaha
fission mailed diz:
errr, ta
fission mailed diz:
que isso?
**Mai** diz:
repara u.u"
**Mai** diz:
bem
fission mailed diz:
PUTAQUEOPARIU
http://www.orkut.com/AlbumZoom.aspx?uid=10999821328654043465&pid=1
**Mai** diz:
vc viu isso? 9.9
fission mailed diz:
olha, se for o heat vestido de jack sparrow...
**Mai** diz:
naum é U__U
**Mai** diz:
naum é tão ruim assim
**Mai** diz:
hahahaha
fission mailed diz:
errr, ta
fission mailed diz:
que isso?
**Mai** diz:
repara u.u"
**Mai** diz:
bem
fission mailed diz:
PUTAQUEOPARIU
9.12.07
Capitalism Pride
Gregor Samsa - DO SEU GAROTO ROMEU, VALEU! HAHAHAHAHAHA diz:
boa noite
Gregor Samsa - DO SEU GAROTO ROMEU, VALEU! HAHAHAHAHAHA diz:
camarada
fission mailed diz:
EPA
fission mailed diz:
CAMARADA NÃO
boa noite
Gregor Samsa - DO SEU GAROTO ROMEU, VALEU! HAHAHAHAHAHA diz:
camarada
fission mailed diz:
EPA
fission mailed diz:
CAMARADA NÃO
Assinar:
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